Would you rather have an indelible grape Kool-Aid mustache
OR
have permanent Doritos residue on your fingertips?
Answers:
1. I would rather have permanent Doritos residue on my fingertips!! If
you were starving, you would always have access to a little taste of
Doritos!
2. dorito hands, imagine a guy going in for a kiss and the guy is like it smells like grape cough syrup or something and then he would just not kiss you...TRAGIC! I would just wear gloves to cover up the cheese residue and smell! ;) Ohh and are these cool ranch doritos or normal?
3. Definitely doritos hands. You can't mess with the perfection of the face!
4. I have to agree with you...as much as it disgusts me to think of Doritos fingers, having a Kool-Aid mustache is unacceptable. But how sick is it that my keyboard would be icky w/ Doritos-ness all over it. SICK. But its the lesser of the two. I think you can choose which kind of Doritos...afterall, its a sign of your eatting them.
5. I would have each finger be a different flavor:
A. Salt and vinegar
B. Nacho Cheese
C. Cool Ranch
D. The spicy salsa one
E. Plain Corn Chips
F. Honey Soy Chicken
G. Spicy Thai
H. Kimchee
I. Cheese Curry
I can't believe that no one considered the money savings from licking your fingers for lunch or just the sheer pleasure of it all. It would certainly stop me from picking my nose… I would go Doritos for sure. That’s a no brainer.
6. Uhhhh.. that is an ingenious idea, though some of those flavors are sick and more importantly i think the issue warrenting discussion is that you need chip flavored fingers in order to stop picking your nose! :)
